is this typical american?

[sniper]

After a couple of glasses of wine tonight, watching a (no name american) movie i'd like to ask all you americans a couple of questions.
just for fun, just to kill OR confirm any preconceived notions.

Please remember, i mean NO offense whatever asking this!!

1 Did you ever shout \"U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A\" when someone succeeded in something that made you proud?

2 Have you ever thought: \"f**k this, wrestling is cool!\" ?

3 Have you ever sat in a movie theatre, applauding whatever american hero doing whatever heroic deed??

4 Have you ever thought that Sweden is the capitol of Oslo?

5 Have you EVER thought that \"those europeans are pretty peculiar\".

6 Have you ever thought \"Man, Oprah's right on EVERYthing!\" ?

7 Have you used the phrase \"i'm gonna sue you!!\" ?

8 Have you ever put out your under jaw, while chewing tobacco, saying \"aaa gon kill yuou\"? or \"get off ma prappertay\"?`

sorry if i offended anyone, if you wanna know anything about us swedes? ask away!!

 

[imdrecordings]

SWEET! I'll match your wine with a Pale Ale (unfiltered) 6-pack 3.2%

1 Did you ever shout \"U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A\" when someone succeeded in something that made you proud?

No never. Pride is one thing, honor is another.

2 Have you ever thought: \"f**k this, wrestling is cool!\" ?

Yes, when I was 10 years old...

3 Have you ever sat in a movie theatre, applauding whatever american hero doing whatever heroic deed??

No, but I cried at the end of Titanic.. Hey, it was to impress some hot chick.. and I was young!

4 Have you ever thought that Sweden is the capitol of Oslo?

NO..
and Sweden is over rated... oh wait.. I think I mean Switzerland.. :? uhhh?

5 Have you EVER thought that \"those europeans are pretty peculiar\".

No, just the F**K'n French

6 Have you ever thought \"Man, Oprah's right on EVERYthing!\" ?

Was that a freudian slip?

7 Have you used the phrase \"i'm gonna sue you!!\" ?

ONly towards my parents, when I was a Childhood Super Star. They stole my college fund and now I'm illiterate and have screwed up credit.

8 Have you ever put out your under jaw, while chewing tobacco, saying \"aaa gon kill yuou\"? or \"get off ma prappertay\"?`

Every day !

sorry if i offended anyone, if you wanna know anything about us swedes? ask away!

Why do you guys paint your faces and burn down churches...? Oh wait... That's NOrway...

AH!!! What that's the fk'n difference.. you're all white with blond hair. :lol:

sorry.. I mean no offence..
I'm just an American.

thanx Sniper,
that was fun

 

[cAPSLOCK]

Too much wine Sniper, I think. Yeah were all stupid assholes over here. I live in Dallas Texas where every single one of us wears cowboy boots, a 10 gallon hat and shouts YEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAH at weddings.

I also own an oil well, drive a giant pickup, and shoot foreigners on site with my six shooter so better not 'come a-callin hawse'.

I cant blame you for thinking we are fools if your source is the garbage we send the world from Hollywood. But you are no less foolish to watch it than anyone here.

I am a patriot, yes. And I would hope you are as well. In most cases I think this is a minor virtue.

I make it a point not to assume \"Everyone in Europe is..\" or say something like \"Thats just like a European\". I expect the same of my friends across the Atlantic.

sorry if i offended anyone

Apology accepted.

And yeah, maybe I am taking you a little too seriously... but I have read this sort of crap so many times it just struck a nerve tonight. So get your head out of your ass and get to know some of us before speaking like a fool.

cAPS

 

[makinghits]

excuse me imdrecordings, switzerland rules

 

[Matt Hepworth]

Topic locked, sorry. Too much potential to head further down hill.